I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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