How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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