1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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