he puts the penis in happiness.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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