oh god the rape fog is back!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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