Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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