Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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