You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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