super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Found the puke drawer
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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