yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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