would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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