Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wish you could order shots online.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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