You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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