I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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