great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
This house was built for laser tag.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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