Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Pappa wants mamma naked
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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