C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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