I must be too annoying 4 u.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she smelled like a LAN party
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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