Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
If I die, sorry about rent.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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