You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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