She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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