Got a toothbrush?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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