I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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