I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
These tits shall not be calmed
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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