i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
how drunk are you?
Several
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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