is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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