Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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