i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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