if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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