Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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