why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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