i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she told me i tasted like america
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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