Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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