My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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