I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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