Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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