FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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