So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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