Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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