I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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