I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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