i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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