So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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