Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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