well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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