Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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