This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
