therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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