check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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