Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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