I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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