a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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