Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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