16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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