Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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