But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I need to stop coming to work sober
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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