I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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