i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
