I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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