I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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