once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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