Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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