At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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