This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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